That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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