My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Randomize
