Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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