There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
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That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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