My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
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He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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