Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
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what is it with giant penises always finding me
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
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I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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