Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
they need to just BURY HIM!
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
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he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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