I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
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I was told my cock was a religious experience.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
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whose parrot is this?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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