when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
kristin has been a bad kristin
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
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Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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