My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
My pussy is not your playground.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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