Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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