We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
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as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
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no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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