But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
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