I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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