Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
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sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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