whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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