Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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