i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
