we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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