I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
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