Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
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