Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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