I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
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Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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