I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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