I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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