i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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