normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
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someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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