Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
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Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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