this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
There r osticjed everywhere
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Randomize
