I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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