I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
