it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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When did angry sex become our thing?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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