She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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