I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
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My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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