If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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