What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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