yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
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What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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