i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
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crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
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Drunk is not a location!
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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