my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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