question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
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swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
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I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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