I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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