i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
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BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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