dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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