well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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