After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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