No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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