Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Randomize
