my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
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not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
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Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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