Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
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I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
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I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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