Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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