nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
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Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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