we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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