you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
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It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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