Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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