i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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