FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
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So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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