Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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