Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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