Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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