Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
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The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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